Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Big Foot, 49 yd, fielded by Michael "Beerman" Lewis (23 yd return) [tackle: Bart. Scott.] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Drew Brees pitch to Alvin Kamara to the right (no gain) [tackle: Sauce Gardner] | Replay |
| 14:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | False start penalty committed by Cesar Ruiz | Replay |
| 14:11 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 39 | Drew Brees pass to Lance Moore up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crawford Jenkins] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Sauce Gardner] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 45.5 | Drew Brees pass to Joe Horn, hurried by Rudolph Velez, up the right side [deflected by Kyle Hamilton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:00 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 45.5 | Drew Brees pitch to Alvin Kamara to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Ibrahim Proctor] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 4th & 13 | OPP 47.5 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 31 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Chase Hansen] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | MVP Machine rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 31.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon pitch to Jeff Demps to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Baun] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 37 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Simon Grimm over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Andrew Dowell] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Marshon Lattimore] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 44 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Off to Retirement [missed diving tackle: Scott Fujita] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: P.J. Williams] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 47 | False start penalty committed by A True Tackle | Replay |
| 9:25 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 42 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Middle Aged Blocker over the middle [deflected by Andrew Dowell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:19 | 4th & 14 | OWN 42 | Punt by Big Foot, 24 yd, fielded by Michael "Beerman" Lewis (4.5 yd return) [tackle: D`Junior Wiley] | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 9:11 | ||||
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Drew Brees pitch to Alvin Kamara to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Micah Parsons] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | Drew Brees pass to Benjamin Watson, hurried by Sack Machine, up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Kyle Hamilton] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Drew Brees pitch to Alvin Kamara to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Minkah. Fitzpatrick.] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 49.5 | Drew Brees pass to Michael Thomas up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 38.5 | Drew Brees pitch to Deuce McAllister [missed tackle: Marques Mejia] [missed tackle: Grimm Reaper] [missed tackle: Minkah. Fitzpatrick.] to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Marques Mejia] | Replay |
| 5:55 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 39.5 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 30 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 5:46 | ||||
| 5:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chase Hansen] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 27 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Marcus Maye] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 31.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Seeking Options, hurried by Carl Granderson, up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Malcolm Jenkins] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 4th & 1 | OWN 34.5 | Jeff Demps rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Andrew Dowell] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Next Generation Kong rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chase Hansen] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 40.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Off to Retirement to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Baun] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 41 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Untaggable Witherspon up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Malcolm Jenkins] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | MVP Machine rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chase Hansen] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 46 | Next Generation Kong rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Untaggable Witherspon up the right side [deflected by Marshon Lattimore] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:22 | 4th & 3 | OPP 44.5 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush [missed tackle: Jonathan Vilma] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: P.J. Williams] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 35.5 | MVP Machine pitch to The Running Man to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: Steve Gleason] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ken Crawley] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 28 | Next Generation Kong rush to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marcus Maye] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 21 | MVP Machine rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Paulson Adebo] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 20 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Delvin Breaux] | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 11:57 | ||||
| 11:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Micah Parsons] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 16 | Drew Brees pass to Chris Olave over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 20 | Drew Brees pass to Michael "Beerman" Lewis, hurried by The Container, over the middle [deflected by Sauce Gardner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:24 | 4th & 8 | OWN 20 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 23 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (9 yd return) [tackle: Steve Gleason] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 10:16 | ||||
| 10:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: DeMario Davis] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 32.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Too Many TDS to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Tyrann Mathieu] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 32.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Blocking Man over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 4th & 2 | OPP 26 | MVP Machine rush to the left (no gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 8:17 | ||||
| 8:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Drew Brees pitch to Alvin Kamara to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 25 | Drew Brees pass to Devery Henderson up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crawford Jenkins] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 43.5 | Drew Brees pass to Benjamin Watson up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 48 | Drew Brees pass to Devery Henderson up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Drew Brees pitch to Alvin Kamara to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Sack Machine] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 41 | Drew Brees pass to Joe Horn over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 36 | Drew Brees pass to Chris Olave, hurried by Sack Machine, up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Minkah. Fitzpatrick.] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Crawford Jenkins] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 29.5 | Drew Brees pass to Alvin Kamara up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudolph Velez] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 24 | Drew Brees pass to Michael Thomas up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 21 | 38 yd field goal attempted by Wil Lutz, missed | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 2:04 | ||||
| 2:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Seeking Options, hurried by Carl Granderson, up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Malcolm Jenkins] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jonathan Vilma] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 25.5 | Next Generation Kong pitch to Too Many TDS to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Malcolm Jenkins] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | MVP Machine rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Payton Turner] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Wil Lutz, 49 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Marshon Lattimore] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 42.5 | False start penalty committed by Big Guy | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 37.5 | Next Generation Kong rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 3rd & 17.5 | OWN 36 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Zachariah Cooke over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:58 | 4th & 17.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Big Foot, 13 yd, fielded by Michael "Beerman" Lewis (fair catch) | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 13:53 | ||||
| 13:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Alvin Kamara rush to the left (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Drew Brees pass to Devery Henderson over the middle [deflected by Sauce Gardner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:16 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Drew Brees rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 48 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 19 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Steve Gleason] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 12:28 | ||||
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Ken Crawley] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 38 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Seeking Options up the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Delvin Breaux] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 4th & 11 | OWN 38 | Punt by Big Foot, 23 yd, fielded by Michael "Beerman" Lewis [TD] (61.5 yd return) | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 10:21 | ||||
| 10:21 | Extra point attempted by Wil Lutz, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 10:21 | ||||
| 10:21 | Kickoff by Wil Lutz, 46 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (20 yd return) [tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay | ||
| 10:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | MVP Machine rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Alontae Taylor] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush [missed tackle: Marshon Lattimore] to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Simon Grimm over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marcus Maye] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 4th & 1 | OPP 47 | Next Generation Kong rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathan Shepherd] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Blocking Man over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43 | False start penalty committed by A True Tackle | Replay |
| 7:47 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 48 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to The Running Man to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Paulson Adebo] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 45 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Simon Grimm over the middle, caught [TD] (45 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:07 | Extra point attempted by Big Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 7:07 | ||||
| 7:07 | Kickoff by Big Foot, 47 yd, fielded by Michael "Beerman" Lewis (14 yd return) [tackle: Fast Hitter] | Replay | ||
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Beast LB] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 35.5 | False start penalty committed by Calvin Throckmorton | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 17 | OWN 30.5 | Drew Brees pass to Lance Moore up the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 46 | Drew Brees pass to Devery Henderson up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Alvin Kamara rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Javier Murphy] | Replay |
| 4:35 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 49 | Drew Brees pass to Lance Moore, hurried by Micah Parsons, up the left side [deflected by Jaire Alexander] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 49 | Drew Brees pitch to Alvin Kamara to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: D`Junior Wiley] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 4th & 14 | OWN 48 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 30 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Will Smith] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 3:31 | ||||
| 3:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Alontae Taylor] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39.5 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyrann Mathieu] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 41 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Blocking Man over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Scott Fujita] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 4th & 5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Big Foot, 12 yd, fielded by Michael "Beerman" Lewis (fair catch) | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 1:54 | ||||
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Beast LB] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 38.5 | Drew Brees pass to Chris Olave up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 49.5 | Drew Brees pass to Alvin Kamara up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 49.5 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 31 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Steve Gleason] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 0:33 | ||||
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | MVP Machine pitch to The Running Man to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Baun] | Replay |
| 0:04 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 34.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Delvin Breaux] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 33.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Zachariah Cooke over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Baun] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 4th & 4 | OWN 39 | MVP Machine rush to the left (4 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Jonathan Vilma] | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 14:24 | ||||
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Mejia] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 35.5 | Drew Brees pass to Chris Olave, hurried by Sack Machine, up the left side [deflected by Ibrahim Proctor] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 35.5 | Drew Brees pass to Devery Henderson up the left side [deflected by Shallow Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:40 | 4th & 3 | OPP 35.5 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 30 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 13:33 | ||||
| 13:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6 | Next Generation Kong pitch to Jeff Demps to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DeMario Davis] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 10.5 | One Hit Wonder pitch to Too Many TDS to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Malcolm Jenkins] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Next Generation Kong pitch to The Running Man to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 20 | MVP Machine rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ken Crawley] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 19.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Simon Grimm up the left side, caught (49 yd gain) [diving tackle: P.J. Williams] | Replay |
| 10:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Alontae Taylor] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 32.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Paulson Adebo] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Zachariah Cooke over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roman Harper] | Replay |
| 8:04 | 4th & 2 | OPP 23.5 | Next Generation Kong rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 7:59 | ||||
| 7:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Alvin Kamara rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ibrahim Proctor] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 24 | Drew Brees pass to Benjamin Watson over the middle [deflected by Jaire Alexander] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:09 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 24 | Drew Brees pass to Lance Moore up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ibrahim Proctor] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 37 | Drew Brees pass to Chris Olave up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 43 | Drew Brees pass to Michael Thomas up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Alvin Kamara rush to the left (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sauce Gardner] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 50 | Drew Brees pass to Marques Colston, hurried by Perry Jenkins, up the left side [deflected by Jaire Alexander] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:21 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 50 | Drew Brees rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Sauce Gardner] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 34 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Steve Gleason] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 3:26 | ||||
| 3:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 32 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to The Running Man to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Baun] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 33.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Middle Aged Blocker over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Malcolm Jenkins] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | MVP Machine rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: P.J. Williams] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 40.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Off to Retirement to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Paulson Adebo] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 40 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Melo Catchings over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyrann Mathieu] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 4th & 3 | OWN 49 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush to the left (11 yd gain) [tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Offensive Timeout Called: WAR MACHINE | Replay |
| 0:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Next Generation Kong pitch to Off to Retirement to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Delvin Breaux] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: WAR MACHINE | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 42 | One Hit Wonder rush [missed tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: DeMario Davis] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 40 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Blocking Man over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Roman Harper] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chase Hansen] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 4th & 4 | OPP 34 | Offensive Timeout Called: WAR MACHINE | Replay |
| 0:23 | 4th & 4 | OPP 34 | MVP Machine rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Hau'oli Kikaha] | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 0:17 | ||||
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Michael "Beerman" Lewis rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bart. Scott.] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34 | Offensive Timeout Called: New Orleans Golden Kangaroos | Replay |
| 0:07 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34 | Drew Brees pass to Devery Henderson up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: New Orleans Golden Kangaroos | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Alvin Kamara rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Javier Murphy] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| WAR MACHINE 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Wil Lutz, 49 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Cameron Jordan] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Seeking Options up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:49 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Seeking Options to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Jonathan Vilma] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 48.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Untaggable Witherspon up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Andrew Dowell] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Jeff Demps to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roman Harper] | Replay |
| 12:54 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 41 | Next Generation Kong rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Paulson Adebo] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 42.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Speed Machine over the middle [deflected by Tyrann Mathieu] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:06 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by Big Foot, 20 yd, fielded by Michael "Beerman" Lewis (7 yd return) [diving tackle: Grimm Reaper] | Replay |
| New Orleans Golden Kangaroos 11:59 | ||||
| 11:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Alvin Kamara rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Drew Brees pass to Devery Henderson up the left side [deflected by Crawford Jenkins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:18 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Drew Brees pass to Lance Moore up the left side [deflected by Marques Mejia] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:12 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Blake Gillikin, 38 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (15 yd return) [tackle: Pete Werner] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 11:03 | ||||
| 11:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Marshon Lattimore] | Replay |
| 10:29 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 43.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to The Running Man to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Ken Crawley] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 43 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Speed Machine over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marcus Maye] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | MVP Machine rush [TD] to the left (41.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:07 | Extra point attempted by Big Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||